<P>HELLO STILES PROJECTS FANS!!! THIS IS STILES AUNTIE FREEDA-MAE ! LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF, BEFORE I TELL Y'ALL HOW GOOD LOOKING I THINK JOHN KERRY IS LOL!! AND I WILL ALSO HAVE A VERY FUNNY JOKE FOR YOU IN AUNTIE FREEDAS
LOL OF THE WEEK! LOL!!! I JUST LOVE THIS INTERNET TALK! I'M LAUGHING RIGHT NOW TOO!!!

I'M A GRANDMOTHER OF SIX AND LIVE IN MADISON, WISCONCIN.

STILES HAS ALWAYS BEEN A VERY SHY AND INTEROVERTED YOUNG MAN AND WHEN HE ASKED ME TO WRITE HIM A COLOM FOR HIS INTERNET I SAID THAT I WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP OUT NOW THAT I'M RECOVERING FROM MY PROLAPSED RECTUM SURGERY AND HAVE A LOT OF TIME OFF MY FEET TO RELAX AND FINISH MY LITTLE WOMANS QUILT I PROMISED STILES MOM FOR HANNUKAH LOL! THAT MEANS LAUGHING OUT LOUD!

ME AND STILES MOM SURE WER ETHE CATCH OF THE TOWN BACK IN OUR DAY EXCEPT WHEN I HAD TO LEAVE FOR FIVE YEARS BECAUSE THE PRIEST TOOK SOME BAD PITURES OF ME AND SAID IT WAS GODS WAY OF PUNISHING ME SO I HAD TO GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL EVEN THOUGH I'M JEWISH SO I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY MY PARENTS MADE ME GO TO CHURCH IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT I NEEDE THE MONEY REALLY BAD.

IM WRITING THIS ARTICLE IN WINDOWS 31 WHICH I HAVE BEEN USING FOR A VERY LONG TMIE AND I THINK ITS WONDERFUL JUST HOW FAST TECHNOLOGY HAS COME. WHEN I WAS A GIRL ALL WE DID WAS LEARN HOW TO BE SECRETARIES AND HOUSEKEEPS SO I LEARNED TYPING SKILLS AND MY HUSBAND EZEKIEL (GOD REST HIS SOUL) BOUGHT ME THIS WINDOWS A FEW YERAS BEFORE HE PASSED BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME!! I'M HERE TO SHARE A GRANDMOTHERS WISDOM WITH TODAYS YOUTH! STILES TELLS ME THAT OVER FIVE HUNDRED PEOPLE READ THIS INTERNET EVERY MONTH! THAT IS AMAZING AND I AM SO PROUD OF HIM BUT I WISH THAT HE WOULD GET MARRIED ALREADY BECAUSE I DONT THINK THAT HE HAS EVER EVEN KISSED A WOMAN. MAYBE HE'S LIKE THAT RICKY MARTIN AND TOO INTERESTED IN HIS WORK TO BE WITH A GIRL! I TOLD STILES THAT MAYBE HE WOULD BE BETTER LUCK IF HE BATHED MORE AND THEN THE SHINGLES ON HIS FACE WOULD PROBABLY GO AWAY.

MY GYNO DOCTO SAID THAT MY ESTROGEN LEVEL WAS REALLY LOW AND I WAS GOING THROUGH MANOPAUSE AND THAT I NEED SOME MORE EXCEITMENT IN MY LIFE TO TAKE MY MIND OF MY NOW BARREN WOMB SO MY NEPHEW STILES IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE FUN THAT HE HAS ON HIS INTERNET SO I THOUGHT I COULD SPICE UP MY LIFE BY SHARING SOME LIFE SKILLS AND NUTRITIONAL ADVICE WITH HIS MEMBERS ON HIS CHESS PAPER THAT HE PUBLISHES ON INTERNET! her eis a I LOVE C O L O R S!!!!!

\\HERE IS A PICTURE OF YOUNG STILES WHEN AROUND 20 YEARS AGO WHEN HE WAS JUST A FEW DAYS OLD! ALL THE NURSES THOUGHT HE LOOKED JUST LIKE ELVIS PRESLEY! ISN'T HE STUNNING? I THINK HIS LAZY EYE IS HARDLY NOTICABLE BUT HE"S ALWAYS BEEN SO SHY ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE SAYS PEOPLE NEVER KNOW WHICH EYE TO LOOK INTO WHEN THEY ARE TALKING TO HIM. ISN'T HE ADORABLE EVEN WITH THAT BIG JEW NOSE? lolIT JUST MAKES ME SAD THAT HE STARTED GOING BALD AT AROUND 12 YEASR old.

i'm writing this article in micorsoft word because it is the best way to type on your home computer. you can even change the colors and sizes like this!

WE THOUGHT HE WAS RETARDED FOR THE FIRST FEW YEARS OF HIS LIFE BUT HE SOON TOOK A GREAT INTEREST IN ANIMALS AND WAS A GREAT BIG HELP ON THE FARM. HE REALLY ENJOYED HELPING THE CATTLE PASS THEIR DUNG WHEN ITS GOT BLOCKED UP FROM EATING ROCKS. HE WAS ALWAYS THE FIRST TO VOLUNTEER TO PUT HIS ARM UP THE BULLS BEHIND AND FEEL FOR THE BLOCKINGS. HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO GOOD WITH ANIMALS, STROKING THEM AND TREATING THEM LIK ETHEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THEY JUST LOVE HIM! AND I KNOW HE LOVES THEM TO BECAUSE HE EVEN HAS CUTE LITTLE NAMES FOR SOME OF THE STRONG BULLS! LOL IT'S ADORABLE HOW MUCH TIME HE SPENDS WITH THEM EVEN LATE INTO THE NIGHT! THE DOCTOR GAVE ME THESE PILLS FOR MY SURGERY AND I TAK ETHEM AND THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M FLOATING THIS IS REALLY NICE! IT ALMSOT MAKES ME FORGET THAT I'M GOING TO DIE SOON. IM GOING TO Go DRINK SOME PEACH SCHNAPPS AND TRY AND FINISH MY QUILT BYE! IT WAS LOVELY MEATING YOU MY SWEETIES GOD BLESS!

LOL OF THE WWEEK BY AUNTIE FREEDA: OK STILES WHAT DO I PUT HERE FOR THE JOKE? i THINK MY STICHES JUST BROKE IM BLEEDING ALL OVER