I
get more email than I know what to do with so I decided to write
this brief contact info page to try and reduce the noise and get
a bit more signal.
Here
are some handy tips to keep in mind when emailing me:
Do not ask me where a certain video clip, picture or link is. I
am not your personal entertainment center, nor do I give a fuck
about helping you find something from the archives. If you're looking
for something, I'd say that this
is a good place to start!
I
get hundreds of emails a day. I welcome most of it, and read all
of it, but unfortunately I can't reply to 99% of it because I wouldn't
be able to type anymore if I did. Don't feel bad if you don't receive
a reply. Usually when I remember I will credit you with sending
in a link or image, but I deal with such a high volume of crap that
sometimes I forget.
If
you don't want your email address published or the email you sent
published, just say so and it will not be used. There's a chance
that it may end up on the front page. I never edit any emails that
I post, so they go up with the bad grammar/spelling that they came
with.
Things
I like:
I
love being sent nude photographs of your girlfriend, sister, cousin
and neighbours. I love seeing big juicy titties and firm meaty asses.
I love creative Stile Sux
photos where the words are actually written on the skin, not photoshopped
in. I love being told how much you love me. I like fan mail, it
keeps me going. I love being sent images and video clips that I
haven't seen before. I love stuff from Japan. I like original stories
and interesting links.
If it's cool, send it in! I also like being told of spelling errors
and other fuckups around the site so I can fix them.
Most
of the time any of your questions can be answered by the people
in the message
forum. Don't worry if they are mean to you, they are extremely
jaded and hate everything and everybody.
Remember,
when emailing me don't ask me to link your page. If you do, even
if it's good, I wont. Chances are if there is something of value
on it, I'll hear about it one way or another.
Think
you have something worth sharing with the world?
Please
e-mail me by clicking here.
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