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Yes fuckheads, it's that time of year again. I can smell
the hot
scent of Santa's balls in the air. It stinks like old
onions and a
dead dog's pussy. Being a Jew on Christmas is the worst
thing in the world. It's like god hates me even more this
time of year. It makes me feel so left out that I find myself
taking dumps
on baby Jesus' head in all the nativity scenes around
town. It makes me feel a little bit better. Pissing
on Jesus' face always makes me smile. I always wanted
to be Christian when I was a kid, because all the other kids
got wicked
toys. All I got was some shitty fucking Hanukkah colouring
book and some bullshit chocolate coins. Yeah, that really
made me feel proud of my religion. Maybe if I got a fucking
AK-47 super soaker and a GT Snow Racer like every other kid
did for the holidays, I wouldn't have turned out partially
retarded. I even put up a faggoty Santa stocking thing
on the fireplace and left out cookies and milk. If I was lucky
I'd get a box of raisins, a toothbrush, and a used copy of
"Accounting For Kidz!" stuffed inside the stocking.
That just made me even more pissed off. Parents are cocksuckers.
Christmas is a magical time where everyone goes out of their
way to be kinder and gentler. Even the homeless junkie prostitutes
in my ghetto get into the festive spirit and offer the neighbourhood
children free injections from their AIDS and syphilis infected
needles. Free junk is so hard to resist when you've run out
of your weekly allowance! I have such fond memories of this
time of year from my childhood. When I was a kid, Santa would
climb into my bed each Christmas eve and fuck
the living shit out of me. He'd slap his big hairy black
balls against my face and call me his tight little ho
ho ho. The scent of stale body odour, sweat, dried feces
and Colt 45 would fill the room as Santa put his hand over
my mouth and told me he'd kill my family if I made a noise.
Then he'd proceed to tear off my tighty-whities and shove
his dick up
my ass (with no lube, of course) until my rectum was large
enough to smuggle a family of Mexicans across the border in
it. This happened every year, and I dreaded Christmas because
of it. I just assumed that rape was what Jewish kids got for
Christmas. How the fuck did I know that waking up the next
day bleeding from my ass isn't considered a good gift? I guess
I thought that getting sexually
assaulted by Santa was my punishment for being circumcised.
Years later I found out it was actually my father that was
dressing up as Santa and raping me. After he went to prison
for selling crack
cocaine to 5th graders, the yearly Santa sodomies stopped.
After a while I put two and two together. My ass still hasn't
healed since my last violent ass rape 15 years ago, but being
able to stick an entire KFC bucket up my shitter with no lube
comes in handy on the Internet. I've gotten pretty famous
because of my unique skill.
Past updates: August
- September -
October - More
updates...
 I
plan on getting really fucked up on Absinthe
this Christmas. Last time was amazing. Fanatical fan that
I am, it was with almost obscene anticipation I awaited my
second bottle. I clawed open the box and there it was - Absinthe!
Also known as The Green Faerie. You drink this shit and you
think, "Holy Christ, what the fuck is that?" It
really fucks you up. Last time I had some really nice
mild hallucinations, along with being really drunk and relaxed.
If
you like drinking as much as me, try this shit. It's a
fast ride with a twist. It's
the only alcohol that makes you trip. I got my bottle
from a store called La
Boheme, they offer you the original
absinthe alcohol products at really reasonable prices.
And best of all, it's
totally legal to get shipped to you if you're over 21!
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