HAVE
YOU EVER WANTED TO LIVE FOREVER???
Many people have scorned and laughed at the persons below. But one day, they will all proven to be correct, as will we
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Eternal Life
Device |
| IMMORTALITY HELMET LETS YOU LIVE FOREVER |
Stile
Project® scientists have been working 20-hour shifts to develop and perfect
the latest gigantic leap in technological achievement - Stile Project® Immortality
Helmets. Utilizing the latest in therapeutic magnetic technology, Stile Project®
Immortality Helmets work to make you live forever, no matter how pathetic and
meaningless your existence may be.
As a matter of fact, preliminary marketing trials have shown that the vast majority of those who showed interest in purchasing the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet generally spend much of their empty lives in front of computers while in a semi-vegetative state. Led by legendary inventor Yu Wan Blo, our team of scientists have even determined that their brains may even have somewhat primitive processing and reasoning capability, although the nature and reason of that capability continues to baffle them.
| LISTEN TO TELEPHONE RECORDED TESTIMONIES |
CLICK ON THIS LINK to hear actual customer testimonials about our products, and how they have helped to improve and prolong their pitiful lives, devoid of any meaning or substance. Hear Yu Wan Blo discuss this latest technological miracle with the helmet, and find out how we can help you!! |
| HOW DOES IT WORK? |
The
Stile Project® Immortality Helmet utilizes several carefully-positioned magnets
that work on the brain by correcting imbalances in the magnetic field of the
body, which contribute to aging and the decaying process. It may be stated that
even supplementary devices (such as the Stile Project® magnetic testicle harness
and the exciting new Stile Project® magnetic anal probe) now being developed
by our top Stile Project® scientists can support the effect of the Stile Project®
Immortality Helmet by being applied simultaneously to other body parts.
Another major feature of the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet is the telescoping retinal projector, which projects frames of Japscat movies flickering at high rates of speed directly onto the retina. These flickering images excite the pleasure center of the brain, helping to create extremely high levels of dopamine and serotonin until the subject reaches a state of near-narcoleptic proportions. This condition allows the body to more properly manage body temperature and blood pressure, ensuring a state more hospitable to the other effects of the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet. Although Japscat movies are the default media used in the Stile Project® Immortality Helmets, users may also select from a growing range of alternatives that may include but are not limited to: Chechen Rebel Snuff Films, Northern Ireland's Funniest Bomb Disarmament Failure Videos, as well as Peter North's Greatest Cumshots Compilation.
The only active chemical used in the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet is cheap and easy to find at any Home Depot, and it is called Zyklon-B. Periodically dispensed lightly and evenly over the surface of the scalp, the Zyklon-B chemical is absorbed into the skin and sweat pores where it begins to circulate throughout the body. It is at this point that Zyklon-B acts to prevent all types of cells from reaching a state of senescence, where the cells stop reproducing and die off. Known throughout Germany and other parts of Europe as an elixir of life with legendary qualities of healing and rejuvenation, Zyklon-B has even shown to reverse the aging process in some surprised subjects, causing them to return to a state of youthfulness.
Working in concert with the therapeutic magnets and Zyklon-B are powerful levels of RF radiation, long-touted by Radionics pioneer Albert Abrahms as being a valid method for treating and curing several ailments. These RF radiation emissions, at least 120 times more powerful than the emissions from an older cell phone, resonate the skull and the rest of the body, helping to rejuvenate cells and even fight off infections. It does this by aiming at reinforcing the natural energies or reversing the invading forces by sending them the mirror image of their own patterns. Although many in the field of science have suggested that such intense levels of RF radiation are likely to cause haemorrhaging, tumours, cancer, and other types of ailments so hideously grotesque that they cannot be listed, our Stile Project® scientists can assure you that the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet is absolutely safe.
| WHAT CAN I DO NOW THAT I AM ABLE TO LIVE FOREVER? |
In
wearing the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet, the subjects will retain the
same low-level consciousness associated with most of the expected Stile Project®
readers, as well as the bodily functions necessary for sitting in front of a
computer all day, wondering just what the hell went wrong in life. This phenomenal
immortality device offers users the chance to extend such bouts of passive reasoning,
and also allows them to contemplate their empty and meaningless existences while
immersed in the best Japscat videos that Stile Project® has to offer.
A person wearing the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet does not necessarily require food for sustenance. Even with all of their internal organs removed, test subjects continued to function properly. It has not been indicated to what extent the removal/damage of the internal organs will affect the immortality of a person wearing the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet.
Stile Project® scientists have also noted that in Night of the Living Dead, zombies could also function without the normal flow of blood, since it has been remarked that the heart stops beating. This critical fact means that cells are not supplied with nutrients and fluid in the normal manner. Yet according to Stile Project® Research and Development Team Leader Yu Wan Blo, the cell structure seems to remain intact over an infinite period of time.
| DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS! |
Stile
Project® Inc. is the originator of the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet design.
And, due to our commitment to continuous product research, Stile Project® is
still the best and always will be the best, from the east to the west!
Remember - Every Stile Project® product bears its name clearly on the front. Fakes and frauds such as Alex Chiu attempt to duplicate our success in magnetic resonance immortality, but rarely ever succeed. Please contact your local construction supply company and ask how you can acquire the original Stile Project® Immortality Helmet, andfind out how you can make your hollow and bleak excuse for an existence last forever, as the world slowly begins to descend into irreversible chaos.
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AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM YU WAN BLO!! We are not a rag-tag collection of morons who don't know what we are doing. We know about FDA and the other people out there trying to disrupt our business and steal our wealth, such as Alex Chiu and Steven L. Gibbs! FDA raids hundreds of small businesses every year that deal with alternative medicine or therapy. They take away your computer, your japscat video collections, seize your $200,000 inventory, and drive your company totally out of business in no time if they ever approach you. Our prices are very low and reasonable. One phone call to the FDA by an unsatisfied customer then we're in BIG trouble. The reason why weinsist on publicizing the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet is because this really works!! This is the most incredible device in the world! We have to publicize it just for the sake of it, if not for the prolongment of my illustrious career as the genius inventor, Yu Wan Blo! We have no choice but be brave and face the danger and laughter! So please don't email us insults. If we don't deserve your belief, at least we deserve your respect. If you are not satisfied with the products, you have 90 days to refund them. I believe that we can earn more money by selling "How to make one million dollars in one month" report. Why should we sell a device which is believed to allow eternal life? This is a very risky business, and most people don't believe in it. There is a good reason why I am doing all this. BECAUSE IT WORKS!!! Isn't that cool? I'm selling eternal life right off of internet. If you want it, get it now! If you don't, its cool too! If you think I'm crazy, email rave@feist.com, or Michael RAZOR@msn.com, or Dorothy dorothy@jps.net. They are users of ourdevices, and they will tell you the truth! |
| SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! |
1
year unconditional 100% satisfaction guaranteed! Your happiness is very important
to us. If the unit ceases to operate or if there is any sort of a mechanical
malfunction, we will be more than happy to replace your Stile Project® Immortality
Helmet. However, we are not responsible for any ill effects which may occur
as a result of using the Stile Project® Immortality Helmet. They may include
but are not limited to: hair loss, skin irritation, mucositis, hearing problems,
nausea or vomiting, changes in appetite, drowsiness and fatigue, psychosis,
decreased sex drive (libido), painful ejaculation and bloody penile discharge,
terminal japscat movie addiction, incontinence and an uncontrollable desire
to feast on the products of that incontinence, an acute fear of sunlight, and
an extreme burning sensation in the nipples.
CLICK HERE to see and fill out the order form and make a difference in your life today. We here at Stile Project® promise that this will be the greatest investment of a liftime!