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You know you're a fucking loser/nerd when
you run more than one website. I seriously think I need
to get myself into therapy.
There's only one thing I hate in this world more than Anna
Nicole Smith, dead
people, and the fucking Internet... and that's really
ugly chicks. You
know the kind of girl I'm talking about. You're walking
down the street, or through the mall, and some stank
ass ho walks by you that is so hideous, so phenomenally
ugly, that it makes
you want to chop your dick off. Since I picture pretty
much every
single girl I see naked without even giving it a second
thought, it just fucks
me up.
It's like my own personal kryptonite. I try and clear my
mind by thinking about puppies, orthodox
Jewish reggae, and Steve Jobs shitting
out an iPoo, but it just doesn't work. It's like I've
been tainted, and another piece of my brain just says "holy
shit!" and dies right there on the spot. Look, I
know that everyone can't be good
looking, but there are small things fat and ugly women
can do to make themselves appear passable for display in public.
Yes, small things, such as: not leaving the house, shaving
their fucking moustaches, wearing a hat or wig to cover up
their bald spots, stop eating, and drowning themselves. These
days there's just no fucking excuse to be abnormally
ugly, what with all the plastic
surgery and crap out there.
I know I'm no prize myself, but at least I don't look like
the walking dead. What's with all these uber-fat bitches wearing
skin
tight clothing with their fucking rolls hanging out under
their shirt? Do they actually think that they look good with
their cunt
fat pressing up against their pants
so tight that you can see their uterus? Another thing
that bugs the hell out of me is chicks with more arm and leg
hair than me. Do these skanks
not realize that we don't live in Europe and they need to
wax that shit off? There's nothing
more unattractive than hair on women in places besides
their head and cunt.
End
of story.
Anyhow, check
out this week's Stile Sux comic and see what I did on
New Years!
Here are some
more submissions to the My Life Sux contest, and some
other assorted fucked up reader mail.
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