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A while ago I asked people to send in emails about how Stile Project
changed their lives. Here
are the best emails that I got, and some are so fucked up they'll
make you laugh until you shit your pants.
sweet links: flurl
- that's
fucked - the
feeding tube - clip
dump - mikes
xxx links - camel
style
slut dumper: huge
japanese titties - saq
- weed
slut - hot
tub hotty
I was minding my own business, flipping through a coloring book,
when much to my surprise I received an instant message from a real
live female. I get a lot of faggots pretending to be girls so they
can get a cheap laugh the second I touch
my penis, so I demanded this bitch get on webcam immediately.
She obliged, and I was awestruck. She
was very pretty. She and I hit it off in a way I've never gotten
along with another human being before. Now don't get me wrong, she
wasn't as hot
as a cam whore, but she was still pretty fucking
good looking.
In the common interest of all involved, we shall refer to this girl
as "Cum Dumpster."
Okay, so me and Cum Dumpster were chatting and we became friends
fast. We have a lot in common. For instance, we're both total
fucking losers who sit in front of the computer screen every waking
hour of the day. We both consume intoxicants like madmen, not
only to take the focus off our miserable existences, but also to
function at a bare-minimal level as human beings. And we're both
ugly. Well, she's not ugly. She's hot with nice
boobies and she sent me a picture of her
buttocks. But still. I'm really ugly, and I have a tendency
to just watch
porn all day long.
This may not seem like Stile
Project material, but it gets better. Cum Dumpster lives in
California, and said she wants to fly out to meet me some day. Why,
you ask? Is it so we can go to dinner and a movie? Is it so we can
eat tea and crumpets, or maybe go to the zoo? No, it most certainly
is not. It is for one purpose, and one purpose alone: she is passionately
interested in visiting me with a vagina
stuffed full of macaroni and cheese, specifically so I can eat
it from her dripping snatch with my utensil of choice. I haven't
told her yet, but I plan on using chopsticks to prolong the experience
as long as possible. I know it seems like I'm exaggerating a little
bit, but really I've been so excited since I met Cum Dumpster I
just couldn't fucking contain myself any longer. Me
so hungry!
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Get fucked with bananas. |
Buried treasure. |
This bitch loves the cock. |
Crazy monkey child. |
Whoever makes these things is sick. |
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head please. |
Stupid skater fag busts his face! |
Your bitch's ass got chainsawed. |
Chocolate milkshakes. |
This dog is a giant pussy. |
What the fuck is wrong with this kid? |
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