Okay I have spent the last 8 fucking hours trying to update the site as much as I can. Getting rid of all those annoying porno ads and trying to clean up the code a bit. My old server is forwarding you to the new box, as Network Solutions is the biggest corporation of absolute idiots I have ever had the mispleasure of working with.

So I go to change my DNS shit today (and the last 5 days as well), and I kept getting a server error (Server Error: Please try again later!). For the last five fucking days! What's up with that? Not to mention their site is half retarded most of the time (submitting forms usually just takes me to a 404 error page).

I finally called their tech support, and after THREE hours of waiting got someone to do it manually on their end. In the time I was waiting for the techies to answer I jerked off twice, had dinner, composed a symphony and grew a bloody beard. The Dot Com people? More like the Dot Cunt people. So Network Solutions, this fuck you is directed at your fine company.

The new DNS should be working within 48 hours. I'm not holding my breathe. I'm totally surprised how amazingly fast the site loads now ('specially on my cable modem). If any of you out there (and I know there are tons of you) still use dial-up, by gods name switch! It's the difference between night day, weed and speed. I'd just like to thank Cal and 9Network for being so totally cool over the last 5 months and hosting me for free. Not to mention letting me steal 90% of their bandwidth to the point that their ISP unplugged their box because it was killing the whole network. Thanks guys!

This is just the beginning of many cool things so I hope you all continue to read the site and send me naked pictures of your girlfriends and wives. Now that I've gotten that pathetic Oscar speech out of the way, here are some phatty pics made by my hombre Justin:

Kevin Mitnick	Our take on the Nike ads.

Maybe now that things are getting back to normal around here (and I use that term very loosely), we can get back to the thing that makes all of us tick:

Extreme Hardcore Pornography.

Praise the Lord! A miracle has happened! You may be thinking to yourself "Hey Stile, you fag, where did all the porn banners go? Why is this site loading so fast now?". Well it's quite simple. I moved to a new server and am now affiliated with a respectable network of websites. What does that mean? Quite simple -- Japscat has gone mainstream! Japscat for the masses!

Since I'm on a new server now I'll be reconstructing some things around here. Mainly the video archives will be offline for a few days while I upload the hundreds of megs of pure adult entertainment to the server. Everything is as it was though, so you can start at the beginning and read the news archives.

Watch out for the saggy milkbag monster!

Just to let you know, I won't have to censor a fucking thing around here. No changes, just no more asking you to click the banners etc. Doesn't that just sound dreamy kids?

Now that's more like it.

Things have been pretty hectic around here lately. I've been having all these fucked up dreams where I'm tied to a bed and some woman dressed in a black shroud comes in and pours hot gravy all over my body. Then she opens the door and 50 pitbulls rush in and start licking it off my body. It feels great until they start to try and sodomize me with their dog dicks. If anyone knows what that dream might mean please let me know.

You know, I don't drink milk anymore. I have heard too many rumours about the cows being raised on antibiotics so they don't get sick. There has just been too much crap going on with livestock having crazy mad diseases and the like. Not that I really miss drinking from a cow's tit. Beer will do me just fine. Our world is starting to decay right before our very eyes -- I'm just glad that I'll be dead soon. Well, maybe not soon, but before the shit really hits the fan.

Yet another reason why I don't drink milk.

Thing may take a few days to get back to normal around here. If you have any comments or suggestions, please don't hesitate to keep them to yourself. Also, if anyone out there has any more of this slick anime porn, please send it in.

News of the weird:

Flowers Don't Wither at Virtual Graveyard

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - The world's first virtual cemetery is now offering Argentines the chance to be "buried" in cyberspace where mourners can cherish memories of the dear departed at graves complete with photos, film and audio. Read more...

Sisters Die After Liposuction

BOGOTA (Reuters) - Two young Colombian sisters who underwent liposuction together to get rid of some extra pounds wound up paying for the surgery with their lives, authorities said on Thursday. Police and judicial officials said the sisters died in the recovery room of a clinic in the southwest city of Neiva on Wednesday afternoon, soon after the cosmetic surgery to have some fat removed from their abdomens and thighs. Jorge Alvarado, the father of the sisters, told local television that he had agreed to pay for the surgery as a birthday gift to 15-year-old Ingrid Catalina. Read more...

Healthy Kidney Removed From Patient

LONDON (Reuters) - The condition of an elderly British man whose healthy kidney was mistakenly removed by surgeons deteriorated Thursday as embarrassed hospital officials launched an inquiry into the botched operation. "He had an uncomfortable night. Last night we described his condition as critical but stable. He is now critical," a spokesman for Morriston Hospital in Swansea, Wales, told Reuters. The 69-year-old man, who has not been identified, was transferred to Morriston after undergoing the operation at the Prince Philip Hospital in Llanelli, south Wales. Read more...

Stile Project Story Time: Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.

One morning around 5:00AM, 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.

When medics arrived they found Ms. DeLucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.

If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion.

The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged hemselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it.

Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!! You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

Yum!

I just finished a small demo of a song I did called Wife Beater. Check it out over here -- its not finished yet but you get the idea. Check out more of my music here. Download this song by some dude named Adam. It's fucking awesome. It's called No Respect For The Devil. Check it out here! He sent me in the link to that fucked up Plushy sex site.

On the topic of sex, you can head on over here to check out D-Mans BiDaily Nude Celeb site. I poked my nose around it for a few minutes and saw some great nude celebrities in a no bullshit format. Worth a look.

I have so much shit on my plate right now that I don't have time to post everything I want. The Pornaudition passwords will be coming tonight before it starts so check back later. I will also be linking to a special chat program so my readers can direct the show as well and tell the models what to do, and yes it is totally free.

Reader Mail:

• From: Brianna
• Subject: MY FIRST FUCKING STILE SUX PIC GIVEAWAY

I just love going down on my girlfriend while imagining you fucking either of us in the ass. I love you so much that I decided to show you how much I fucking love your sorry ass by taking these pics for you. I use that snake of a bastard tongue to go down on my girlfriend's twat. She likes it a lot. The other pic is just for no reason at all. I am bitch...that could be one argument, but who knows - why ask. your faithful bitchin' pussy licker, Brianna.

Yeah, now those are the kinds of pictures I like to recieve. Too bad they arn't bigger and more nude. The world needs more cybersluts like that. Thanks for the awesome pictures Brianna, and I hope that one day we can meet and have totally meaningless sex.

• From: XwarmmachineX@aol.com
• Subject: Site Feedback

News of the weird:

Actress bares all in Santiago glass house -- Daniela Tobar woke up Wednesday, walked to the bathroom, undressed and took a shower -- as scores of people watched. The 21-year-old actress is spending two weeks in a house in central Santiago made of nothing but glass, part of a project designed to gauge how the public feels about a person's right to privacy. Read more...

Who is this totally hot piece of ass? You'll find out soon enough.

News from the Nerve

This Week in Animal Sex

How do you arouse a black beetle? If he's a boy beetle, just show him a video of some hot, girl-beetle-on-girl-beetle action. That's right — providing further proof that humans' evolutionary lead is dwindling, researchers have demonstrated that female beetles simulate lesbian sex in order to attract more desirable mates. The ruse works like this: female beetles, looking to attract larger mates in order to ensure greater reproductive success, mount one another. Male beetles — who don't see so well — follow the pheromones. At the sight of two large, female beetles copulating, the smaller males tend to scurry away in fear, while the large males swagger up for some insect lovin'. Beetlejuice! The researchers, who published their report in the journal Nature, say their findings might explain in part how the gene that carries homosexuality reproduces itself. Read more...

The British Are Coming!

Just a few months back, a survey was released that claimed British teens are shagging one another at a world-record rate — a whopping 133 times a year on average per kid, according to the inquisitive folks at Durex, a (British) condom manufacturer. Now comes the bad news. Whether it's because they're too shy or because they don't want the Durex people nosing around in their sex lives, young Brits are shockingly reluctant to use condoms, according to research by a British sexual health charity. In fact, the study found that only 15 percent of British boys discuss contraception with their girlfriends, compared to 40 percent of Dutch kids. The upshot? You guessed it — the U.K.'s teen pregnancy rate leads all of Western Europe. Read more...

Well I was just on JudgeCal's High Weirdness. Go watch the show in the archives, there is some pretty hilarious and sick stuff on it. Not to mention you get to see what I look like, and I even whip out my cock a few times. Some Swedish model called up and asked me to marry her on tonight's show. I get that all the time, and it is always so hard to turn them down.

STILEPROJECT PRESENTS: WHORES OF SATAN

Some of my readers have a little to much spare time on their hands. Not that I'm complaining or anything since this parody of the Linux Sluts is great. I love my readers! Send me more cool shit. No kiddie porn though, you sick fucks.

A few of you e-mailed me asking me to post some of the gaysex pictures that the fag sent in. Well, due to popular demand here is one of them. Here is another. I hope you're all happy now.

This pornstar Dugmor from Pornaudition.com contacted me a few days ago. Basically his website is live auditions for girls who want to "break" into the porn industry. He does them live, totally uncensored in streaming audio/video. He told me he was a fan of this site and would be giving me and all my readers totally free passwords for the grande opening show this Friday and Saturday. Once I get the free codes he said I could post them as much as a I want so you can all watch the show for free. I think that's totally cool... I'm not one to turn down free sex.

Please go visit this site Flatplanet.org, so their webmasters will stop harassing the shit out of me on IRC. Go read about how it feels to be a fat kid and what its like to have sex with your dog. Actually the site isn't half bad... Nice design and good content. Worth a look. If you're wondering where I got that satirical Hitler/GAP ad, it was none other than Adbusters.org. A fucking awesome website with tons of fake ads and the like. Check it out, as it makes a lot of sense. That's all for now. I think I'll go have a nice big meaty dinner then snort some coke and go to bed. Enjoy!

Due to popular demand I just had to post the rest in this short series. If you know of any more please don't hesitate to send them in!

If any of you are interested in picking up a cool domain name check out this auction for the domain MyDirtyMind.com. Some guy gave it to me and I really have no need for it so I threw it up for auction. I'm not making any money off it so check it out over here!

Dear Stile, My name is Lance McGinty, and I am a homosexual. As you can see from the attached photograph, I enjoy shaving my legs. There is nothing quite like the smooth, silky feeling of rubbing ones hands over the soft succulent flesh of freshly shaven legs. It really gives my partner Miguel a raging hardon for my ass whenever I lather myself up and begin to shave. The reason that I am writing you is that I think Miguel may be cheating on me. I am very concerned as I would honestly kill myself if he left me. Is there anything that you can recommend I do to make sure that he remains faithful to me and our relationship remains as strong as it once was?

The only thing that I could recommend is putting a bullet in your head. Jesus fucking Christ is this guy serious? I woke up this morning to find a picture of him shaving his fucking legs in my mailbox, along with some nasty gaysex pictures of him and his lover getting it on. I refuse to post that shit on her because, well.. that's not my scene. I hope this freak realizes that this webpage isn't a fucking homo-helpline and that he made a stupid mistake sending me in such a moronic e-mail. I usually don't mind helping people out with their problems, but when they are so fucking idiotic like that guys, I want no part in it.

Fuck. I had around 10 awesome pics of ex-gf's but I accidentally deleted the folder I was keeping them in and undelete didn't work. So for those of you who sent in those rad pictures please send them in again!

In other news, a small Japanese girl was raped by a tentacle, while a big sexual torture machine made out of beads took another Japanese girls virginity. Gotta love Japan!

My god it is *SO* good to be back on my cablemodem. I honestly think that dial-up was fucking killing me. To those of you out there that have to suffer on that piece of shit known as analogue modems, you have my deepest sympathies. There just isn't a comparison.

Now that is some hot stuff! (click it to enlarge)

"im a 19 year old virgin slob, 6’ 2 tall"

"I'm a 19 year old fat slob virgin with no life. I sell glue guns for a living and my boss won't let me quit because she's a lesbian. I sit at home all day and play with my crappy computers or make prank calls. I'm looking for a psychotic nympho with mental issues (perferabley anerexia) that likes to make prank calls. My idea of flirting with women is picking their noses, according to my best friend whom I haven't seen or talked to in about two weeks. Please be psychotic, if your not insane, don't respond. I'd prefer the obscessive type that would kill me if i slept around. I'm good for that because i'm a fat lazy slob with no life that doens't meet people that often. yay. respond psycho's. please."

Is that not the most pathetic fucking thing you've ever heard in your whole life? What the fuck? That guy is like some wanna be glam rocker candy raver punk fag. I just find that whole advertisement to be fucking offensive! STILEPROJECT ATTACK! The ad is over here...

News of the weird:

840-Pound Woman Taken to Hospital -- An 840-pound woman who was injured in the rowhouse she hadn't left for three years was taken to a hospital by firefighters who used a mattress and pulleys to lift her out of a second-story window. Read more...

Man held in mutilation calls Police -- A Sunrise man, who police said sounded "genuine'' randomly called scores of women across the Northwest pretending to be a doctor, asking them to conduct medical tests on themselves and persuaded at least six of them to mutilate themselves, police said Wednesday. One woman, following Sherer's instructions, cut her nipple off and flushed it down the toilet; another woman inserted nine tampons in her vagina. Four women were treated by physicians following the calls. Read more...

Area man's penis makes him locally famous -- College student Adam Baron became one of the most popular students in school after girls commented that his genital region tasted exactly like chocolate. Mr. Baron reported that he has trouble going out into public because of the swarms of overly-excited females that "ask me for a lick". Read more...

A couple of you sent in these really strange/nasty clips. I just thought that I would share them with the rest of you so you can be as equally disturbed as I am now. Here they are in all their uncensored glory.

Viddy 1 - Asian sex clip (what the hell is that guy doing?)

Viddy 2 - They must have used *lots* of lube.

Viddy 3 - The most disturbing of the bunch. Why someone would want to do this is beyond me. I value my hands. They type, play guitar and help me pick my nose.

Viddy 4 - Who say's sausages are just meant for eating!

I've probably received around 20 or so pictures of ex-girlfriends. Here are some of my favorites so far, mind you they are not what I was expecting. Don't any of my readers have any good looking ex-girlfriends? What's with these fucking skanky ditchpigs? You can click all the pictures to enlarge them.

From: Robochef This a lame foto of this bitch who sold my very first computer for cocaine...may her only son get stuck in a bathroom with the Village People.	From: Harry G. Wassup Stile, check out these two ulgy girls on the end. Do whatever the fuk u want with them. P.S. I don't know what I was thinking	From: Shea Mclure Please post some or all of these pictures of my ex-bitch and her nasty pussy. If you can, label one of them "busted pussy bitch." Much thanks in advance!

Wow. The first one looks like it's straight out of the 70's -- what a whorish looking female. The one in the middle are probably some of the ugliest fucking girls I've ever seen in my entire life. The last one looks like some middle-aged trailer trash whore. I couldn't even bring myself to post the rest of trailer trash whore pics, they were just too skanky. On to the next batch!

From: Jason Here's an ex girlfriend for ya.. this was back in 92-93.. Nicole is her name mmm.. she could swallow real good... not sent in for spite but because she's got a great ass...

Well then... that's a lot better! She actually DOES have a great looking ass! Did you get to violate her in all three inputs? So far it seems as though you are in the lead, Jason. I don't mind getting ugly pictures of ex-girlfriends because everyone needs a good laugh at other people's expense. On to the next set!

From: Jason I was fairly baked when I read about your contest, so I felt I *had* to contribute. Figured that this one was top-notch on potential humiliation. Disseminate this FREELY, please.	From: Scott P. What is more humiliating than having your butt-pirate-boyfriend's parrot watch you take it in the ass? Here is a picture a friend gave to me to send in - hope it makes your page. Also, I included a picture of his ex-girfriend's ass for the stile sucks archive - see if you like it.

Interesting, to say the least. I like the one with that dudes name written on her ass. Who doesn't love having their name written on someone's ass? It's great! As for the other two of that sexy looking blonde chick, her ex-bf must really fucking hate her to get one of his chums to send them to a website. Thanks for the great pictures, and keep sending them in!

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Reader Mail:

• From: Vegard Vestmo
• Subject: Seanbaby must die

Good evening Mr. Stile! I have just visited the notorious www.seanbaby.com and I have come to the conclusion that this Seanbaby must die. He deserves a slow, painfull death, preferrably a rape with a spotted-spiked-dildo. Bloodloss is no good death.. then again, for him that would be the definiton of a "good time" I guess. Gimme ideas! Why this person deserves to die? Easy answer: He mocks my homecountry, the country of blonde women, wannabe satanists and snowboardsupremes. Which fine country is this you ask? Norway. Help me start this crusade against this madman! Thank you, Vegard.

• From: Echo of Planetgimp
• Subject: Stile comes through for higher education, Bobbi Billiard receives emergency back surgery

Just wanted to share a little tidbit of info. I attend Virginia Polytechnical Institute (Virginia Tech... go hokies). Recently we started classes back up and I had a pretty bland class with an even more bland professor. Well, it was a class studying the Internet (of all things), with about 300 people in the class. I had to get there early and ask the professor about our assignment to do a webpage and if I could use my webpage I had already worked on.. Well he asked me to show him on his browser (which is hooked up to a projection screen that wasnt yet turned on) So I showed him and he told me it was a wonderful setup with great graphics etc. He even went to go get his TA to come and look at it.. Well, while he did that I just happened to make his startup homepage for his browser "www.stileproject.com"... So when class officially started and he opened up his browser, BOOOM! Stile in all his freshbaked heavenly goodness... Not to mention the teen sex 2000 vaginal back side shot magnified 10 times on the projection screen. My professor is a bumbling fool but he wasnt an idiot.. He swiftly kicked me out of class and I just recieved my judicial review. I actually got out of it with a warning, but the look on the professors face and the many laffs everyone got out of it was worth it... Just wanted to share my Stile experience and say keep on snuffin' and scattin'.

That is probably the coolest thing I have ever heard. How can I ever thank you? I'll bet you 100 bucks that your Prof. went home that night, downloaded all the scat and proceeded to shit his pants and jerk off into his own feces. You have balls of steel my friend! I know how hard it can be to try and enlighten the idiots out there. God knows I've tried! Japscat for all! Three cheers for Planetgimp!

Thanks to TBA for this gem.	The New World Odour.

I'm going back to bed. The next update should be sometime tonight. I have a lot of shit to sort out server wise. I've been in contact with a few people, so we'll see what happens. My cablemodem should (hopefully) be working again tonight so I can start throwing up (no pun intended) some new videos. Help me support my drug habit and click here.

Here's a little quiz for you sent in by Karl:

Can you imagine working at the following company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

• 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
• 7 have been arrested for fraud
• 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
• 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
• 3 have been arrested for assault
• 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
• 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
• 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
• 21 are current defendants in lawsuits
• In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is? Give up?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line. Just a little food for though.

The Stile Project Dance Troupe	Got Boobies?

click pictures to enlarge, ya twit!

I've gotten some pretty cool e-mails with pictures of people's ex-girlfriends. Unfortunately most of them were pretty fucking ugly, though there were one or two naked hotties. I'll be putting up a gallery of all the received pictures as soon as I get some more. So once again, if you hate that bitch and want revenge, send in your [naked] pictures.

Someone sent in this link to a "Plush Toy Sex" page. Basically it's filled with men and woman having sex with plush toys, and they even have video clips that you can download. How desperate do you have to be to fuck a motherfucking stuffed animal? Or ejaculate on poor Foof the Deer's face? Well, better they fuck stuffed animals than children. You can hit the actual page over here. I'll never look at plushies the same way.

See the Stileproject's mascot Gimpy get down: Click here!

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Okay, a little explanation behind these pictures. The first two (from left to right) are of a webmaster named Solosier. I was browsing a catalogue of the 'nets fugliest people and came across the lovely and incriminating picture to your far right. Her name is Jessica Morlow from Mrs. Tanners 5th grade class. Notice how similar both people look!!! Coincidence? I THINK NOT. Solosier, your secret has been exposed!

Reader Mail:

• From: The Orlando Pot Smokers
• Subject: Rehab

• From: US Soldier in Bosnia
• Subject: Your webpage.

"Ain't nobody fuck with the Jesus!"

I still haven't had a chance to read all of the e-mails I've gotten in the last few days. There are just too fucking many! I should be able to find some top notch hosting next week, so we'll see what happens. Things have been pretty fucking crazy around here, so hopefully shit will start to get back to normal within the next few days. If you are still interested in helping me out you can check out this page.

If anyone wants to write a review on a new game for the Game of the Week or make a submission for Geek of the Week, now is the time! I just updated the Girl of the Week, and there should be some more updates on Monday. Back to the fun and games!

Go vote for the Stile Project over here. It's for the best E/N site of the year, or something like that. I want to crush all the other sites in this vote, so help me out! If I win, I get to sleep with the guy who's running the vote's sister, and rumour has it she is one tight piece of ass! If you're wondering what will happen once I get her into my room, you can watch us go at it right here.

Sometimes I wish I lived in Amsterdam. All the hookers you can fuck, all the pot you can smoke -- and it's all of the highest quality as well. Just looking at this makes me salivate. A Danish record for the phattest hash joint! Damn that looks so fucking tasty... just thinking about it gives me the munchies.

On the topic of munchies, how many of you out there like KFC? Did you know that they use genetically modified beakless, featherless, feetless birds to make their food? Now you do. Finger lickin' turd of the dirty fried bird! I wouldn't eat that shit if you paid me.

Check out the Linux Loving Sluts!

I would also like to take this opportunity to say hello to my biggest fan, Qurve. You should check out his webpage, as it is one of the most phenomenal pieces of HTML I have ever seen.

R E V E N G E · I S · S W E E T

If any of you have pictures of your ex-girlfriends and want to see them totally humiliated, send the pictures in to me, especially if they are naked. I'll be starting a massively cool "Stile Project Ex-Girlfriend Gallery" featuring the hottest (and not so hot) ex's on the 'net. If you hate that bitch and want revenge, send the pictures in! They will be posted for everyone to gawk at, and I will give you a plug for your website or whatnot, maybe even something better.

If any of you sick fucks out there are into strange and twisted cartoons, look no further than right here. I wonder what kind of person actually sits down and spends the time drawing that shit. Actually, that's nothing compared to the sick fucks that actually spend the time digitally retouching photos to make it looks like chicks were murdered. This is one fucked up website -- make sure your little brother or sister leaves the room for this one.

I always wanted to start a porn site, but I could never really decide on a name. I saw this auction for a domain called My Dirty Mind. Check it out here. I wonder how fast it will sell? If you have any ideas for a cool name for a porn site let me know. I love browsing web domain auctions; some of them sell for way too much money.

News of the weird:

Read this article on Steve Mann, the human camera (among other things). Steve has a television transmitter strapped to his back and is totally wired to the 'net while he is awake, broadcasting what he see's to the world. I think the coolest part about this guy is that he is such a fucking geek, yet hip at the same time. This is totally fucking cool and it is the future.

Probably one of the funniest and most bizarre news stories I have heard in a while: "An East Side obstetrician terrified a new mother by carving his initials into her stomach after delivering her baby by Caesarean section, it was revealed yesterday." Thanks to Epitaph and Peebly for sending this one in. The funnier thing is that the doctor is now being sued for 5 million smackers. Read the article here.

"Please help support the American's for Purity foundation! Our mission is to wipe out evil masturbation from the face of society for ever! Support our good cause and visit our main webpage here." -- uhhh.. ok. I get some fucking strange e-mails.

The Stile Project - Poontang of the Day.