What do you get when you take four eggs, a frying pan and some good friends? Japscat!

I'm never, ever eating eggs again. Not only do I get a disgusting shit taste in my mouth just thinking about it, but every time that I close my eyes all I see is Japscat everywhere. You can click here to watch the movie. It's around 12mb. This video redefines the term "eat shit".

Bon appétit!

In the world of Japanese scat porn, as in Japanese culture in general, you typically see attractive, yet meek women catering to the desires of older, and often not-so-attractive men. Usually, these women are made to shit into a dish, and then allow the paunchy, balding Japanese men to smear it on their breasts, cheeks, and lips. Though they don't seem to mind it on their bodies, you don't have to speak Japanese to understand that the women are often reluctant when the men, continuously reassuring, begin to push the shit into their mouths. Time and time again, we watch these clips, always the same sight, and always the same revulsion. Until this video surfaced.

Revenge of the Japscat is a gem in the Japanese scat flood which is surging across the Internet. It blows away the typical Japscat standards, not only by showing a woman in charge, but by incorporating the second most disgusting substance on earth: raw egg. The addition of the egg enema more than compensates for the fact that there is virtually no actual touching of fecal matter, except, of course, with the mouth. In my opinion, the first gross out comes from the idea of raw egg in the ass, not to mention the sheer volume we see being injected into the girl's rectum. Her distressed noises make it obvious that the egg is not comfortable, but she takes it like a trooper. As the egg syringe is being pulled out, we see the administrator of the enema is indeed a woman.

Cut to the enema recipient squatting over a large griddle. She and her audience laugh as the egg squirts onto the griddle in a stream. You almost hope that egg is all that comes out, but then it wouldn't be Japscat, would it? Over a minute of pure shitting later, her bowels are emptied and everyone comments on the large blob of sizzling egg and excrement on the griddle. You can only imagine what this mixture must smell like while it is cooking, and one of the men bravely leans over it for a nice big whiff, confirming that it does indeed smell like shit (no pun intended).

Our scat mistress proceeds to divide the omelette so everyone will get a piece while the sounds of the others lead you to believe that, though it is disgusting, they are still willing to try it. Everyone readys their chopsticks and our mistress decides who will go first.

I was pleased that she takes charge when the man who goes first tries to eat a piece which was virtually shit-free, and goes as far as cooling his bite off, before placing it in his mouth. Surprisingly, he chews it up, possibly even swallowing, while the girl next to him (whose shit he is eating) squeals with revulsion. She gets very sober looking when she realizes it is her turn. The video cuts to the man who was gagging over the smell of the cooking shit, who looks like he may have been sitting there snacking on the egg concoction while talking to the camera man.

The enema girl sits with the shit in her mouth for quite a while, looking like she is going to cry, vomit, or both. As far as I can tell, she wimps out and spits it onto the carpet. I was disappointed in her, as it was, in fact, HER shit. The video concludes with the poop mistress displaying her ability to eat it without qualms, and we finish with a wide shot of 4 semi-nude friends, sharing a meal.

Overall, I was quite impressed with the departure from the norm, and the subtleness of the clip. It didn't have to scream, "HEY THIS IS SHIT AND IT IS GROSS AND IT IS SMEARED ALL OVER EVERYTHING!" This clip is as classy as Japscat gets. Well filmed and entertaining. Definately worth a second, third, or even fourth look. Shit, I just watched it five or six times.