Hallo u like nice piktur of me and doll? is my favorite doll they let me keep at sanitarium. it remind me of girl i smother with pillow when i was nanny. She would no go sleep so i make her the big sleep.

Doktor say I will get out soon if i take all the pills and the ether treatments and i will be good wife for you. I enjoy cooking housepets and playing fetch with ham. I would be a very very nice mommy to child, as long as they go sleep when i say and you hide scizzior. i am tender and lovings and like to bark like a dog and cry to daddy during sexes and dolly likes get into it. We wills be so happy til deatrh do u part!

Hallo dere mah dearies, me name is Etoile and me heer to cure what ails ya. Me lovin' is known to shake meny meny a man and let me tell ya someTING, once ya gettahold of dis here poonie its as if ya aint know nothin else.

Ya give me da chance, me spread me old meaty courtins for ya and me give ya chicken da JERK'n ya be needen so much. Oh, me other interests include housewoork, knittin' and cookn' but de only ting you wanna be eating is dis sweet sweet poonie once ya git next to me. BUY ME NOOOOOOOOOW!