Greetings
in the name of Jah! Me have irie week mon! Jah
blessed I with the herb and me fellow Rastafari celebrated
in the way that only a true Rastaman can! We ate ten pound of da herb mon! Fuck
me ass is shitting like liquid
fire something bad.
I
get so high mon I no can feel me legs! Dem go all bumbaclot
in me yard and I trip and knock
out me front teet. Truly a curse of Babylon! We listen to some righteous dub
all night while the paramedics stitch up me broken moot and me get da serious
munchies. So I is go to 7-11 and me natty dreads got caught in the automatic
door! All I wanted was some nachos and this is what I get mon. They had to call
da 911 mon
and cut off me dreads! It was so
wicked! Respect!
How
many animals can you fit in a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass,
1 pussy, 1 beaver, countless hares & a dead fish nobody can find.
Yeah,
so, it's Passover, one of Judaism's most holy holidays. This week we are celebrating
our exodus out of Mexico, where the grand Emperor Tacocummen held our people in
slavery for 5,000 years.
We
were forced to make shitty piñatas and taco shells for all the Mexicans
until our hands bled and our sphincters tuliped. So for the next few days we are
only allowed to eat the holy "Shmutza" flat tacos to remember the hardship
that my people went through.
Cosplay
I
took a short break from being curled up in a ball crying in bed for the last week
so I could post these pics. Why was I crying you ask? No, not because my life
is completely empty and meaningless, but because chicks dressed up as Anime characters
gives me a fucking boner man! Fucking shit man!
I
think my fucking gums are receding. That's another thing I hate about getting
older, your body just starts to fucking rot. The day I have to wear diapers is
the day I jump out of a fucking window.
We've
all seen this Spanish piece of ass in such films as Vanilla Sky and Captain Woppy's
Mandolin. Now see them boobies free and naked, the way they were meant to be seen!
Cruz #1 -
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Cruz #6
Sunday.
The most boring day of the week. Most people usually sleep in today and spend
the day with their family. Maybe have a nice brunch and listen to their parents
tell them how much they love
them. Not me.
I
got woken up today by my
dad sticking balloons filled with heroin up my ass. He's so fucking paranoid
that he thinks the fuzz are going to bust him in his own house. I managed to fall
back asleep only to be woken up by the cleaning woman vacuuming. Well, she's not
a real cleaning women. My family is so poor that we hired a homeless
guy with no legs and pay him two bucks to roll around on the floor wearing a shirt
made out of Velcro.
I
have a 108 degree fever right now and would probably let a dog lick my asshole
if it was here. I'm seeing many bright colored lights and small midgets beckoning
to borrow my kidneys. They are kind of cute.
She
was 14 years old when it happened. Her mom was taking her to rent a video and
get ice cream when a drunk driver hit their car head on. Her mom was killed instantly,
but she survived.
I
don't even know why I'm bothering updating today. Me gulliver feels like someone
put it through a meat grinder and ran over it with a car.
So,
anyhow, viddy these clips. This
one is like some big black malchick with a 14 incher giving the old in-out
in-out to some young devotchka. Also here are like twoclips of some threeway action.
Real horrorshow. Makes me want to rub my sore old yarbles all day. More
vids here.
So
much to do, so little time. I've been trying to keep a small level of sanity these
past few days while being sick. You know when you have a really high fever and
you start hallucinating? Yeah, I
like it too. The best part is that I thought aliens were tapping
into my brain and recording my thoughts, so I spent the entire day yesterday
with tinfoil all over my head. It blocks them out, you know.
Another
great way to pass the time while ill is by playing shnot-rockets.
Basically, you suck the phlegm and shnot into the back of your throat, and try
and spit it as far as you can onto a wall. Sitting on the ratty old lice-infested
couch that I have down here in the dungeon,
I managed to launch one ball of shmeck 20 fucking feet across the room. That is
my personal best
EVER.
Lots
of demented shit for you to day, so
sit back and break out the lube. Also, Mom, if you're reading this, please
pay the water bill. Rolling around in the snow then running inside and hopping
into the oven doesn't really work too well.
We
got a special treat for all you guys and butch dykes out there today! A
fucking HUGE gallery of pics featuring one of the hottest professional cocksucking
sluts out there today: Amber Michaels!
First
a little information on this stank-ass booty bitch: Measuring 34DD-24-35 this
Hamburg, Germany native loves cock in all three inputs. Born on November 17th
and standing 5' 4'' when she's not on her knees, Amber says that a major turn
on of hers is a "guys with good personal hygiene." Well, I guess that
means I'm outta luck, and all of you reading this site as well. But enough of
this crap, who really cares where she was born or what she likes? We just want
to see her naked, choking down some beef, right?
Humanity
has evolved to the point where we no longer need to consume
flesh to survive and flourish. Meat
is just a habit. I think that if most people actually saw where their food
came from they would think twice about putting
it in their mouths. Sure, I love a good juicy
hamburger, but is it really worth ending the life of an animal that was just going
about its existence, never asking to be brought into this world to begin with?
When
you view the macabre day after day it just makes you feel dirty, like your soul
has been tainted
with the aftertaste
of death.
I
read an article in the news a while ago talking about how a village in Japan has
the highest concentration of people that live to over
100 years old in the world. Their diet consists of 75% vegetable products,
the remaining 25% fish and meat. As western culture began to permeate Japanese
society with Big Macs and Sloppy Joes, the number of people living to a ripe old
age began to decline substantially.
So
I asked myself, what's it going to be, a long healthy life, or a slow
rotting decay into clogged arteries, dementia, genetically
screwed up kids and cancer? Personally, I think that I would like to live
as long as I possibly can, and as healthy as I possibly can. Wish me luck.
