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• From: Ken B.
• Subject: Reader Mail

Just writing to see if your ok. I hope all is well with you.

--Ken

Dear Ken,

It's been so long since you've written me. I've missed you so. The years have passed like semen slowly dripping out of the vagina of life, and my hair has grayed since our last romantic encounter. I have memories of your supple young breasts pressed up against me while you pulled on my scrotal sac until it looked like the wings of a bat. I miss your touch, your scent, and your double-d breast implants. Who the fuck are you again? I appreciate the concern, dude, but it's just really strange having someone email me something nice for a change, instead of the usual "I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. PS POST MORE HOT TITS LOL!"

The truth is I'm just lazy and would rather sit on the couch drinking beer and slap my cock against my thigh while watching Martha Stewart. That bitch is tiiiiight! Something strange actually did happen to me recently, though... I got a hand job when I went to get a manicure and pedicure. Click here for the full story, it's really fucked up.

Pug writes: I picked up a hooker the other day, and I had no idea she was a hooker. Click here to read what happened next...

Produkt writes: The end is near, and most of us are going to die a horrible death when the shit hits the fan. Who do you think will survive, besides the cockroaches? I think you'll be surprised to find out who'll live and who'll die once the nuclear holocaust that's right around the corner happens. Someone's about to press the reset button on our ass.

First Time Sex Stories: I used to do this thing on here called First Time Sex Stories where you creeps would email me about how you lost your virginity... Well it's been a while, and I always thought that they were pretty fucking amusing, so I'm gunna start 'er up again. Please email me your first time sex story, and don't worry, I wont post your email address or any other personal info.

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