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Man what a fucking day. Was thinking about this time last year, back when I was shitting blood out my ass like there was no tomorrow. It would literally pour out of my ass. I'd been shitting blood for about a month before we went on vacation to Cuba, and by the time we got there it had become an epidemic. I didn't want to go to the doctors beforehand and possibly interrupt our trip - it had already been paid for and was non-refundable.

The blood was coming from a hemorrhage in my colon or some shit from drinking daily for years.

About two days into the trip I'd been drinking hard and was literally filling toilet bowls with deep red blood. I'd go into the washroom and take a shit and come back out looking white as chalk. So late one night when I was totally pissed I decided to shit blood all over the toilet in the bar washroom, and just leave it for somebody to find. I did a nasty job, then continued to fill the bowl full with a second geyser. When I was done it looked like I'd gutted a small pig in there.

Probably the poor bastard who had to clean it up thought that some drunk chick had staggered in and had a miscarriage. They probably poked through it to find the fetus, but all they would find would be some milky strands of colon lining.

It took me about three months to go to the doctors after I got home. I'd hoped it might just go away on it's own, but it didn't. I had to get a rectal examination, and then the treatment was assfucking myself three times a day with a baton-sized turkey baster full of a steroid/antibacterial cream. After about 6 weeks of those injections it finally cleared up. In the interim I must have lost gallons of blood.

Goes to show you that alcoholism can have its downsides. And that was before my kidneys failed.

True story.

From: Brandon
Subject: I have the shittest life in the world...

I am half white, and half Japanese. I weight in at 356 pounds and stand at a short coming of 5'4". I look like Al Boreland from home improvement. I have the shittest life in the world because right now my mom lives in Japan and I life in California with my older brother who is gay as hell and crazy as hell too. He has OCD (like rain man) and dresses in Middle eastern army clothes. It’s just me and him living here, and I’m scared because he has a fucking Desert Eagal gun! He walks around the house naked with the gun in his hand. I have no friends expect for one friend that lives down the street named Issac. We call him the iceman because one day he went to the snow and got stuck in some hill or something like that and they had to cut one of his balls off because of the frost bite.

Anyways. I have the shittest life in the entire world. My penis is only 1 ½ inchs hard ! That’s pretty sad... I don’t know what to do. I have tried to make it bigger in every way that I could. Nothing seems to work though. It’s just soooo fucking small. I stay up all night some times and just cry my eyes out. I look down and hold back my fat to see my hardon... and I can’t even see it. I have to look into a mirror to look at it. With my 1 ½ inch penis and alllll my stretch marks throughout my body. I look like a fucking cup of noodles. Please help me if you could. I don’t know how much more of my depressing life that I can take!

From: Dad
Subject: my life sux

Dear Stile,

Ok, let me start off by saying, you wont find a shittier life than mine. I was castrated when I was 9 due to an anal infection, which subsequently spread to my balls, and I have had to take laxatives twice daily since then. Seems embarrassing walking around with shitstains huh? I’ve gotten used to it simply because I’ve had em since gradeschool. I’m 37 year old Mailman, so day in and day out I have to deal with assholes making fun of my face. I have what some have called a Pig’s nose. It’s flat and pointed at the top, and was a major source of ridicule during highschool, which I dropped out of 3 months into 9th grade.

The only reason I haven’t commited suicide is because, how would ppl get their mail? They need their fucking bills and playboy ads goddamnit! This is just what I tell myself... I dunno.... when I was 14 my mother kicked me out of the house, so I moved in with my Grandma and I swear I am so glad that bitch is dead. You don’t know hell until you’ve had to scrape corns off of a 79 year old womans feet while she masturbates. It’s sickening.

From: MJG
Subject: my life sucks so bad

My life sucks so bad. Today, you can't even imagine. For the last two years I have been living with my wife and OUR girlfriend. They are both Bi-sexual. The girlfiend has got to be one of the best fucks I have ever had. Every time we fuck she cums four or five times. The last twenty sometimes we fucked we had simultaneous orgasms, with her then having multiples. The sex with the two of these ladie was the best I have ever had, there were many nights when I busted nut four and five times. They always wanted to keep going. Many a day I would wake up and get ready for the day as they are eating each other out fucking each other with dildos. Man it was so beautiful. Well, My LIFE SUCKS cause the bitch girlfriend left. There is this tremendous void, nothing is satisfying. Deepthroat gagging blowjobs from my wife cut the edge but nothing compares to busting your nut three four five times a night four nights a week on two hot chicks. Man will I ever get to have peace and harmony again. Jerking off SUCKS!!!!!!!

From: Rob
Subject: Everything sucks!

We'll I know I can't win your "whose life is t he most fucked up" award, but here's my entry anyway.

The situation: It sucks!

The continal use of opiods and valium for 5 years and malnutrition from her gastric bypass has damaged my wife's brain and body. Her body needs emergency intervention every six months just to stay alive. She will be dead within 10 years and there is not a damn thing I can do about it. That sucks! If I remarry her I will be dead from suicide within 10 years and dead-ass broke. I'm saving money on my meager earnings now, but I would be bankrupt even if I was earning $500,000 a year! She is still addicted to opiod meds and they are destroying her. Watching someone you love destroying themselves is a horrible thing and knowing you can't do a thing about it is even worse. It sucks!

I have landed on my feet, finally, and its a matter of hard work and time before I get my career back. It will probably be a years long battle, but I can do it. But for taking years to win it back, that sucks! My son is working on getting his GED and might go to college one day, if King George doesn't restart the draft, which will guarantee that my son will be sent to Iraq for terrorist target practice. That sucks! So, for the foreseeable future, all three of us will be flat broke no matter what we do. It sucks. Only my son has a chance of getting laid (has a live-in girlfriend) since I'm flat-broke and I have some grey hair (thanks to him) and my wife is a drug addict. That sucks.

And someone else will have a more sick and twisted life that sucks! That sucks for me! Everything sucks!

From: Corey
Subject: my life sux

Stile, where do I begin? How about my birth? I was born in the no-name, 4 mile wide expanse of nothing called South Hill, Virginia, it's so small that I still hold the record for the longest baby ever born there... 2 feet long. I should also hold the record for most shit ever eaten in the birth process. When I came out, my mom had pushed so hard it left me a nice pile of steaming shit there for me to eat... I was on a respirator for 2 days.

When I was three years old, my dad was convicted of molesting a 3 year old girl, and raping a dog and videotaping it. He got out when I turned 18.

My grandad is a nympho who always tells me to reach for my brains and tries to grab my nuts when he sees me. He has smoked since he was 13 years old, and at thanksgiving last year was laughing so hard, he hacked up a big glob of respiratory goo that landed square on our plate of turkey. We ate cranberry sauce for thanksgiving. Oh yeah, he has a date with the surgeon next year to get his throat cut out so he has to have one of those weird ass robot talking things.

In the 7nth grade I fell out of a tree and a branch caught my nuts and split them right open, and one of my balls was hanging from a tube...looked like a bloody prune. It still works though, in case you're wondering.

When I was 10, my younger brother (6) ran into a swinging baseball bat in my front yard and got hit in the temple - dead.

When I turned 19, my mom started turning weirder and weirder, and finally disowned me and my older brother because "god said I don't need to be a mother anymore," so we're pretty much all on our own.

At this point in my life I had two things left, jack russell terriers who I loved very much... Hyper little bitches, but they were my companions. They liked to hold on to each other's collar and run around dragging the other... apparently they liked doing that in the street too, because about two months ago they both got hit by the same car... the bastard who did it just dragged them to the side of the road too, and just left them to rot there.

Oh yeah, I don't have health insurance, and all of my grandparents have had cancer in their life time... Things are looking bright for me.

What else? Hmmm, I'm unemployed, I live with my brother who shits on his girlfriend... Wanna know how I know? I found a human dump on my poor excuse for a bed, and there are no animals that live there... Also, orgasmic moans and farting don't usually go together.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was discovering your site... freshman year in highschool. I promptly developed a love for mutilating and beating dead animals, which includes but is not limited to blowing them up, hitting with baseball bats/axes/mauls, driving stakes up their ass, and dragging their dead limp bodies down the road. I also like stepping on their gas-filled guts to take a wiff of their death-smelling farts.

From: Doe
Subject: my life sux

hey stile,

my life is shit. really shit.

i will begin with my body. im 18, and i am already going bald from premature baldness. my glasses are almost a centermetre thick, due to crippling short sightedness and one of my ears was badly burn as a child and had to be removed. two of my front teeth were knocked out in a fight, and i dont have the money to get false teeth. i have severe acne, which i am unable to treat. i weight over 350 pounds and am only 5 foot 6 and i have cronic back pain. and worst of all my penis is less than 2 inches long, without erection, and i am unable to even get a boner due to a blood clot, which i cant afford to remove. but wait there is more...

i suffer from severe depression, anxiety and paranoia, however for legal reasons i am unable to get a pension. i have not left my house in over 18 months. all i do is sleep, eat and surf the net for pictures of dead people. i have given up on life yet am to cowardly to kill myself. as a child i was adopted into a foster family. however, i was seriously abused by my father and had to be removed. i spent the rest on my years in orphanages until i turned 18, 10 months ago. i am living, if one could call it that, on government assistance. i have no friends, except for the painkillers i occasionally steal from supermarkets.

this is all i can think of right now, as the 8 or 9 painkillers i swollowed are beginning to take effect. if u would like to hear more of my shitty life, email me.

btw, i want u to know that your site has brought many months of joy to me. although i cannot masterbate, due to my erection problem, i like to view your porn and think, not about being with a woman, but i think of what it would feel like to masterbate.

thankyou in advance for the time i hope you will take in reading this email.

From: Wes
Subject: my life sux

Dear Stile;

Here is my entry for the "my life sux" contest:

I have no friends: none at all. And I don't really talk all that much with my family, either, mainly because they were mean to me when I was growing up and I don't like them. Often people do not believe me when I tell them I have no friends -- not that I tell people all that often. I told a psychologist once and he was incredulous. Could anything be worse than not having any friends? Oh, yes.

Try this: I'm a 29 year-old guy and I have not had sex in over 10 years. I'm a graduate student, somewhat above average in looks (probably 7 on a scale of 10), and I got a 1460 on the GRE. Yet I have such an absolute lack of social skills that I cannot seem to interact effectively anyone, let alone people of the opposite sex. It was easy for me to ignore my isolation and loneliness and social problems when I was younger because I told myself that everything would resolve when I "grew up" but when you wake up one day and find, as I have, that you are almost 30 years old and have not had sex, or a meaningful relationship, with a girl in over 10 years, despite some positive qualities that may characterize you as a person, you realize just how fucked up and abnormal you really are.

Sincerely,

Wes.

From: Sharise
Subject: my life sux

hi stile. im 18, and haven't left my house in around three years. my days are filled with watching TV and surfing the net. i used to be a cheerleader and grade A student in high school, until god took a shit on my life. i was walking home from the library at night when someone came up from behind me and hit me on the head with something. they think it was a baseball bat. i dont remember anything else after that, and i woke up in the hospital a month later after being in a coma.

the doctors told me someone found me the next morning and my head was pretty much cracked in half. they were amazed that i was still alive. but that's not the worst part... whoever did that to me raped me for hours and hours after knocking me out. they said they had to stich up my vagina and asshole with over 100 stiches. to make things worse the rapist put out cigaretts inside my vagina and after raping me put rocks up me then ... just kicked my body all over. i was found naked and half dead, and half my teeth were cracked or missing.

i found out a few months later that i contracted AIDS from the bastard who did this to me. i also now have advanced HIV and am dying. i think the saddest thing was that i was a virgin and this person ruined my body and my life. i'm paralyzed on half on my body and in a wheelchair from the brain hemmorage. every day i ask god why he let this happen to me. i want to die.