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My mom always used to tell me to go out and fuckin' be
somebody. My bones are far too brittle to join the military
and I know absolutely fuck all about how to make a decent
living, so after a few birthdays passed and I'd gotten nothing
but moist towelettes and trial-size hand creams as gifts,
I took a hint
and did what all the worthless degenerates
are doing nowadays: I decided to enroll in college.
I didn't have a damn clue about what career I wanted to pursue
since my talents are limited to stretching
my asshole and building model airplanes, but I wasn't
too worried. I had something different in mind. I figured
since most college girls are total idiots who stumble around
like drunk puppets
all the time anyway, I could just work my charm and have one
of them bitches
working for me, in PORNO!
I'm the shy type and I end up pissing
myself when I get too nervous, but if Saved by the Bell and
Blossom were any indication, this shit would be simple.
So instead of sitting through boring college classes, I
used to walk around with a clipboard in my hand and pass out
these questionnaires to every hot
girl I saw in the hallways. It was fun, but dangerous.
If I looked at the
wrong girl, a mob of angry football players would sodomize
me with a broomstick, then shove me in a locker or a trash
can. I'd be stuck there until the weekend passed and a janitor
came to sweep my crumpled body out with a broom and a dustpan.
By that point I was usually covered with chewe |