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- From: wes
- Subject: my life sux
Dear Stile;
Here is my entry for the "my life
sux" contest:
I have no friends: none at all. And
I don't really talk all that much with my family, either,
mainly because they were mean to me when I was growing up
and I don't like them. Often people do not believe me when
I tell them I have no friends -- not that I tell people all
that often. I told a psychologist once and he was incredulous.
Could anything be worse than not having any friends? Oh, yes.
Try this: I'm a 29 year-old guy and
I have not had sex in over 10 years. I'm a graduate student,
somewhat above average in looks (probably 7 on a scale of
10), and I got a 1460 on the GRE. Yet I have such an absolute
lack of social skills that I cannot seem to interact effectively
anyone, let alone people of the opposite sex. It was easy
for me to ignore my isolation and loneliness and social problems
when I was younger because I told myself that everything would
resolve when I "grew up" but when you wake up one
day and find, as I have, that you are almost 30 years old
and have not had sex, or a meaningful relationship, with a
girl in over 10 years, despite some positive qualities that
may characterize you as a person, you realize just how fucked
up and abnormal you really are.
Sincerely,
Wes
Hi Wes, thanks for writing. You're a pathetic little man.
I bet you jack off to Star Trek episode and shove Ramen noodles
up your piss hole. But seriously... I haven't had sex in six
years, but you don't see me fucking crying about it on the
Internet. Oh shit, that's right, I do. Fuck. Well I have no
friends either but... ahh nevermind. Are you sure we don't
know each other?
- From: Tom
- Subject: my life sux
I read all of the "My Life Sucks"
testimonies, and pretty much all of them were horrible. But
then I read Sharise's testimony. I cried... and I never
cry. That has to be one of the worst stories ive EVER heard.
Omg, a poor innocent girl who had such a life, and it was
taken from her in a horrible way. The fucker/s who did that
will seriosuly pay in hell, as I hope the "favor"
is returned to him. Put rocks inside her?! Cigarett butts
and then beating her unconcious body?! What kind of sick fuck
does something like that?! But the worst part of all, is that
she got AIDs from this guy/s. She will die... and she had
no control over any of this. It probably would've been better
if the guy/s killed her off, but she's alive for a reason,
and of course thats hard for her. I know this wasnt a funny
testimony like some of the other ones, but this one should
win, hands down, because of the innocense and harm that was
put through for her. These people who are 350 lb. with a 1
1/2 in. penis, or some "moderately lookin" guy with
social anxiety disorders, and even the guy with the penis
with the blood clot.... have nothing on this girl. Please
Stile, do somethin about this one. Also, I'd like to help
out some way with this girl, like a compensation of some sort.
This was too horrible of a story for me to overlook. Thanks.
What the fuck do you want me to do? I'd offer
to fuck her, but I don't want to catch AIDS. I doubt she wants
some access to some fucking porn sites either. She's a lousy
whore anyways, so who cares. Women who get raped usually deserve
it. If she was here right now I'd kick her in the cunt and
push her down the stairs.
Oh, just to let you in on a little secret, I
wrote that email myself. I was laughing the whole time while
writing it, thinking about how bleeding heart faggots like
yourself would totally believe it and email me crying about
it. If I can make you believe some bullshit lame crybaby story,
just imagine what the news media and government make you believe
every fucking day of your empty consumer whore life. And how!
- From: Dark Intruder
- Subject: my life sux
Well, I do not know why I'm doing this.
Maybe it is to get it off my chest and for closure. I lost
my kids 10 years ago to a woman who thought Meth and Coke
were better than her kids and husband. I almost killed myself
twice because I miss my kids so much. My aunt and uncle have
them and they will not let me see them. They know who I am
but that is all. My aunt and uncle are bible thumping rednecks
so that explains that. Laugh yes sometimes I do but not at
Chirstmas. It is hard. I have come to your web site since
1998 when I got on the net for the first time. It takes away
my pain seeing people in more pain than me if that makes sense
and it brings a laugh once in a while. Peace man and Merry
Christmas or Happy Holidays which ever you prefer. I will
E you later!!!
I love how people email me shit like DUDE I'VE
BEEN READING UR SIGHT SINCE 1995!! UR THE BEST STILES! even
though my site has only been up since 1999, so there goes
that one. I will E U L8R 2 D00D. And yes, your life truly
does suck.
- From: Jad
- Subject: my life sux
I recently started working with a married
woman who said she was leaving her husband. She wanted to
see me... cool. We started fucking after about a week of talking.
She tells me she loves me with all of her heart and every
other bullshit line a woman can lay on u. She would forward
her cell phone number to my house phone and when he would
call her it would ring on my phone. So a few times I was literally
IN her while she is talking to him. She had no problem swallowing
my cum but claims she wont even suck his dick... Yea right...
Anyway.... right before Christmas she claims she wants to
try to make it work with him. I think it is only to get more
shit for Christmas from him... golddigging cunt!! But I have
something to remember her by... I hid a video camera during
one of our "visits" and I have her on tape talking
to him on the phone right before I fucked her little brains
out... And she swallowed me that day also... It just isnt
that good of quality... O well. All women are fucking whores!!!
What the hell are you complaining about? At least you got
some. My dick is so shrivelled and scabbed up from jerking
off I can't even masturbate without bleeding.
- From: Joseph
- Subject: my life sux
So this is about the first time I ever
tried to have anal sex with a girl. The girl was really really
scared of it, and didn't want to do it for a long time, but
finally after months and months and months of trying, I got
her to agree. So the big night is all set up, and I get the
bright idea that I want to film this moment for future jack
off sessions. I buy a brand new digital video camcorder, and
put it somewhere that's hard to see, but has a good vantage
point of the action. Well, I also go out and buy lots of lube.
I buy three different kinds, not knowing
which one would work best. So the night gets on, and things
are getting to that point. We are going hot and heavy, and
then she tells me, she's ready. So I grab one bottle of lube,
and give it a nice squirt on my cock, and put a huge squirt
up her ass. Now when I say a huge squirt, I mean I must have
put half a new bottle up her butt. Then I think, well lets
just use the other two as well, make it nice and easy for
both of us. So basically she has 1 and a half bottles of lube
up her ass, and the lube's also dripping like mad off my dick.
So I go for the kill. I aim it up, and after a little prodding,
work my way in there.
Now anal sex isn't what I expected.
It's warmer, dryer, and a lot tighter. It didn't stink like
I thought it would, and I enjoyed it. I think it was more
mental than physical. Anyways, I start pounding away like
a madman, but I guess she was feeling like a big turd was
back there and would try and push me out with her ass muscles.
Now as I said, there was a lot of lube in her butt at that
time. So one time, when she tried to push me out of her, this
thick brown shit came flying out. I mean it looked like hershey's
syrup, but with little nuggets floating in it. The shit hit
me like a super soaker, and it was wretched. At first I just
looked at myself and my sheets and her ass in shock. Then
the smell hit me, and my God, I had never experienced ANYTHING
like it. It was like all the shit in the world had just gotten
together in her anus and become supershit. It was knockout
inducing. So of course, I do what any red blooded american
male would do, I puked all over her. I mean I puked gallons.
Well while Im puking on her, she turns around wondering what
the fuck is going on.
She apparently didn't know she had
become the human shit storm, as she didn't feel it being expelled
from her ass like a firehose. Well she turns around, sees
me covered in shit, and me puking, and then I guess the smell
hit her at the same time, cause her eyes rolled to the back
of her head, and she started puking. So she would puke, then
I would puke, and that would make her puke, and it was just
this vicious barfing cycle. Well eventually she jumps up and
tries to run out of the room, but in her state of sickened
panic, knocks into my dresser, and falls on her ass, and wouldn't
you know it, thats exactly the time and spot that the camcorder
decides to fall off of its perch. I had hid it on the dresser
angled down. So it falls, and hits her nose with a disgusting
splash sound. It kind of sounded like when you step into mud.
So then her nose just starts spraying blood. What's worse,
she saw what it was, and that it was on, and she instantly
realized what it was. So she screams at me, "You were
taping us, you sick fuck?!?"
Then she hurls the camcorder at me
like a freaking Randy Johnson fastball, before I even get
a chance to react, it hits me in the mouth and knocks out
my front four teeth. She grabs her clothes, and runs out of
my place, never to be seen again. Well by the time I'm out
of the emergency room, I had to get four fake teeth, and some
hellacious dental surgery to repair the damage. I had to buy
a new bed, new carpet for my room, and repaint the walls.
All the stuff I had in the room had to just be tossed as I
could never get rid of the smell. The brand new camcorder
was of course broken beyond repair, as one of my front teeth
had pierced the lcd screen, and the lens was busted. So basically,
it cost me right at 6,000 dollars to fuck a girl in the ass,
and I didn't even get to come. I should have went to a stripper
on the street and gave her a twenty and a ham sandwich. So
yeah, that is my most digusting story. I hope it brought a
chuckle to your day.
- From: Ben
- Subject: my life sux
 Hey
stile first off, let me tell you man i aint had any kind of
sex in 4 years maybe a bit more, that picture for, that is
what a dick looks like after 4 years of no use. Well actually
its from testicle cancer, but they fixed me up ok. i just
have a fake nut now. Man i know you got bitches emailing you
adn shit trying to hook up with you man, and i know you feel
shtty, well damnit you finely met someone worse off than you,
i aint seen a pussy in 4 years man. can you talk to some of
your bitches and see if you can get em hooked with me man?
so so lonely.
Do I look like a fucking escort service to you,
cancerboy?
- From: Laura
- Subject: my life sux
I am 22 and have never been laid. oh
and I sucked a dog's dick once to get off.
I'll fuck you.
- From: Nathan
- Subject: my life sux
dear stile,
Everyday i wake up to go to work for
fifteen hours at a fast food shitfest. Breaks are about ten
minutes long and once per day. At 16 I found out I had testicular
cancer and had my tennis ball sized left nut removed. The
only girl that was remotely bearable in my life has moved
FAR away. I found out the other day that my mom has about
four months to live (not that I care anyway). I'm pennies
away from bankruptcy, as "the man" feels my fifteen
hours deserves pay for three. I got a 1500 on my SAT, yet
I get minimum wage. I'm almost POSITIVE that my bosses' IQ's
don't get any higher than their shoe size.
During high school I had sex with a teacher to raise my grade.
And wouldn't you know it, she was FIRED for a severe error
that she made in the gradebook. "This is this child's
future at stake," they said... "THEN WHY THE FUCK
ARE YOU CHANGING IT BACK!?" I said.
Please help me out
Nathaniel.
Move to San Francisco and sell you body to gay men. At least
it pays more than working at a fast food joint, and you'll
learn to love getting ass banged. Promise.
Stile,
The whole idea of DVDA (double vaginal
double anal) has mystified my friends and myself. We have
gone over the idea itself, and the actual physical limitations
of the human anus and female coochie and the problems presented.
There is also the problem of angle of attack. You can only
hit a girl from a few certain ways when there's three other
guys involved and I personal can't think of a way to make
it work.
I searched the forum, your website,
and googled it and found nothing. If you could provide a website
or a picture or some form of proof that DVDA is humanly possible,
I would greatly appreciate it.
On a personal note, I've read your
website for close to 6 years now. I introduced my friends
to it when I came to college close to four years ago and word
has spread of what wonderful things you do to enlighten the
minds of millions. You've always been sick and twisted, but
still entertaining at all times. Thank you for your service
to the web community and the world.
Sincerely,
Rick
Dear Rick,
Alas, I too have been searching for the mystical DVDA proof,
and have yet to find it. But when I do, and I will, I promise
world peace shall reign for ten thousand generations! Goatse
be upon you my son.
PS: How does my ass taste?
- From: Randy
- Subject: my life sux
My laptop had a slight case of overheating
when my fan malfunctioned. Enjoy.
- From: Michael
- Subject: happy new yrzzzz
Hi ! I'm a big fan of
your website. I found some pictures on the web which could
interest you. Keep on with your great work.
Regards
Michael
- From: Steve
- Subject: happy new yrzzzz
found this girl on yahoo
personals, ugliest bitch i've ever seen, HAD to send it straight
to you, ya know, thought maybe you might like to print it
out, blow your wad on her face, or maybe just let your dog
shit on it for giggles, whatever... here it is
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