- From:
BooBoo
- Subject:
top ten sex positions
1. The Teabagging
The
all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she
is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase -- "Who's Your
daddy?"
2. The Houdini Going
at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on
her back so she thinks that you have cum. When she turns around a blast is unleashed
into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you did it.
3. The Angry Dragon Immediately
after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make
it come out her nose. When she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon.
4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The
once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's
throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated
drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth
to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your
friends.
5. Dirty Sanchez A
time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your
finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip,
leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty
Sanchez.
6. The Donkey Punch Banging
a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her
ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun
the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a
tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
7. The Flaming Amazon This
one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right
when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set
her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
8. The
Flying Camel A
personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your
knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms)
on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then
proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying
camel. Strictly a classy move.
9. The Screwnicorn When
a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner
like a crazed unicorn.
10. The Zombie Mask While
getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you
want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when
you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of
goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will
produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched,
and moaning like the walking dead. - From:
Letussee3@aol.com
- Subject:
hi a big fan
hi
stile i love your web site an i love the wild clips you put up. i was hopping
if you could find some more clips of girls deep throuting till the throw up its
a real turn on to me ok thanks an keep it comeing stile i love it . hi
fan, i luv yr mom an all teh poop she letz me shit on her cunt. i was hopping
u could find me some dirty diapers and rub it all over UR face until U throw up
its a real turn on to me ok thanks an keep it coming fan i luv it .
- From:
Michelle [mjclouds@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
about your site..and Michael Jackson
I
was completely appalled by this link ... http://pics.stileproject.com/id/5550c that
was sent to my email from a person who was deeply hurt and disgusted by it and
who really respects Michael Jackson. They are asking me to try to stop this as
it is very disgusting. I don't care what you do with your site, but don't include
Michaels name and pictures in there, especially with crude
comments.No charges
where brought forth, therefore Michael is innocent. I suggest you rethink what
you put on your site and know that is does go around the internet and can hurt
peoples feelings. Especially the children's. Michelle I'd
reply to this e-mail but I can't stop laughing. The only comment that comes to
mind is "People like you exist?" - From:
Nash Aatlo [akirahl@yahoo.com]
- Subject:
prob same old
Well
if the pussy wasnt good enough then maybe this site is worth a laugh IM SURE uve
seen it http://bear-pics.com
*sigh* Yes,
that is definitely worth a laugh. - From:
Vince L [thejetmo@home.com]
- Subject:
How to Poop at Work
We've
all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles
and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves
otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the
following is the 2002 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these
definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.
ESCAPEE.
Definition:
a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a
stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This
is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and
speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not
happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did
not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making
a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK
(Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE).
Definition:
When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually
a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic.
Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone
the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY
FLUSH.
Definition:
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits
the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces
the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you
avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK
OF SHAME.
Definition:
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up
the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and
busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist.
Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT
OF THE CLOSET POOPER.
Definition:
A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out
Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their
arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering
the bathroom. THE
POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN).
Definition:
A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without
incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE
HAVENS.
Definition:
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors.
Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds
of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD
BURGLAR:
Definition:
A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the
door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur
when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd
Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH.
Definition:
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a
stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars.
Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE.
Definition:
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying
a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an
Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON.
Definition:
A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also
an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion.
See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA
OMELET.
Definition:
A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE
TED.
Definition:
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths
of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult
to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when
the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
FLY
BY.
Definition:
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other
poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful
not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you
constantly going into the bathroom. - From:
Max Bel [oozyboomy@caramail.com]
- Subject:
MOST FUCKED UP SITE EVER!!!!!!!
Hey
Stile, I've been checking this website with a friend of mine for about a year
now and we both agreed last night that you have the MOST FUCKED UP SITE EVER!!!
After work i came home and smoked a joint and went on your site like i normally
do. I viewed the R. Budd Dwyer video and it made me puke right on my fucking carpet
and lost my buzz. Next time i watch another movie like that i'll bring a fucking
bucket to puke in.
cya
oozy
- From:
Faithless Omega [faithlessgodisadj@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
cheese
im
sorry stile but iv got bad news, its your mother, i tried to stop them but, alas,
i was to late.... i
was walking down the road when SUDDENLY i saw your mother going to the grocers,
i shouted
"hey stile is god" and she waved, BUT THEN a BLACK UNMARKED
VAN parked up next to her and outa came the most HORRIBLE CYBORGS iv ever seen
steven hawking AND christoper reeve came outa the van and DOUBLE TEAMED YOUR MOTHER
against the wall, she struggled to break free but they ran over her head in the
CYBORG WHEELs and crushed it, before going back into there van and driving off,
anway i couldnt save her and she died, she had a smile on her face but i think
that was just because i touched her in bad places.... anyway
i always wanted to chat to you cause i worship you and visit your site 8 times
a day and if you have ICQ reply your No. aso we can chat, even if its to tell
me to go fuck myself, il still luv ya! Faithless
- From:
G P [gangsta_poo@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
addictions are like mcdonalds, once you have one, a thousand more pop up too
Hey
man, I used to be addicted to watchin TV, I spent most of my day watchin it. Then
my mom took me to India for a month. The only TV I had access to had 3 channels.
There was no running water, no toilets, nothin! At first it sucked, but after
a while it didn't bug me at all. And oh yeah, there were no computers. So when
I came back I didn't even like watching TV anymore. Of course I have gotten back
into the habit of watching it, but oh well. Anyway, I think you should go somewhere
without any computers, like Tibet or Canada. That way you could get over it. Of
course, then all your loyal fans would be pissed because the site would suck then. Best
o' luck Stile,
me | 
