- From:
Ciaran Laverty [mailto:ciaranlaverty@btconnect.com]
- Subject:
Reader_Mail
Yeah?
Well we don't like you much either, u little insignificant, bald, piece of shit.
I have conversed with my fellow county men and we have put a "agusrin"
on you sorry ass. The Irish Nation. I
guess this leprachaun is reffering to the comment that I said on St. Patties Day.
I said that I hated the Irish. Why, you may ask? Well an Irishman stomped my two
month old kitten to death in front of me when I was a kid. He was screaming at
me that my kitten ate his fucking Lucky Charms and proceeded to spit in my face.
The fucking bastard said my mother was a whore and that he bet I had a tight little
asshole. Okay,
that was all made up. I don't actually hate the Irish. It's the fucking Dutch
that I hate! Them with their Elm disease and big breasted blonde haired women!
How DARE they! Please, if you are Irish, don't kill me. One wiff of your fucking
drunken breath would do it! - From:
Optic Nerve [opticnerve@ameritech.net]
- Subject:
Reader_Mail
Dude
– how about an update once in a while? Besides, Blog Wars sucks – I mean that
in a bad way – so stick with what you are good at. Jesus, you really expect people
to just drop by for the same crap for a week? Get real, remember your fans, and
get off your ass. Take
some fucking vitamins once in a while.
Well
thanks for that kick in the ass Sargeant Cocksmoker! Thats exactly what I needed
to hear when I've been huddling over the fucking shitter for 8 hours a day while
I cough up blood. Oh yeah, like updating my stupid shitty fucking website with
shit eating videos is my main priority when my stomach is turning itself inside
out before my very fucking eyes. You
know what? FUCK YOU. Fuck all of you for that matter. You have made me into some
kind of fucking living degenerate file server, catering to your sickest desires.
I'm sick of this site and everyone reading it. I QUIT. Okay,
I'm back. And I think Blog Wars
is pretty good, actually. - From:
Keith Klages [kklages@sympatico.ca]
- Subject:
Reader_Mail
 Hey
Stile, I've got a burning question that I hope you'll have a good answer to.
Why
is it that whenever I turn on the TV, I keep hearing about how "Chelsea Clinton
has turned into a beautiful woman?" Here's
a picture of horse-face to keep things in perspective. At
least she'll fit in with the British, while she's at Oxford, with that nasty mouth
of hers. Jeez, come on people! What
are you talking about. Are you blind? She is a GODDESS! But then again, I do find
horses *really* attractive.
- From:
Jean Jeansen [jeanjeansen@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
Pic from my girl
Hello
Stile,
maybe you can use it on your site. It's
a pic of my wife after draining my cock onto her face. By the way, are you
Dutch ? Cheers. Jean Yup,
Im Dutch. Think your wife wants to drain my Dutchie? I got lots of fucking Haagen
Daz stored up in it for her. After that I'll give her a nice 'ol Dutch Oven. - From:
§£îÞKñøt 4:20 [slipknot_4_20@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
Reader Mail - Unknown puker
Stile
Sux,
I haved worked at WINN-DIXIE for about 5-6 months or so now and one day when I
walked into the back room I noticed this strange sign. It read "You
can either PUKE in the restroom or find another job WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE".
I asked what the sign meant and the girl who works the dairy said that appearantly
an employee has been eating food (without paying for it) in the back room just
for taste because this employee is bulimic and afterwards puking everything back
up into an open box and placing it inside the dairy cooler for everyone to see
and smell the next morning, this happend twice.
I don't understand why people
lie to scare other people though, the sign says "WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE",
yet they haven't said a word to me yet =) --Mikey Do
you want a fucking award? - From:
F Monkey [fnmonkey@drugsmakemecool.com]
- Subject:
Reader Mail - Unknown puker
 Thought
you might enjoy this
Japanese Penis festival.
Tagata-jinja
Honen Matsuri: In
this festival, a large wooden phallus is carried around on a mikoshi. The penis
is eight feet long and weighs a thousand pounds. During the festival, you can
eat penis shaped candy, touch phalluses for good luck, and drink free sake. If
you visit the shrine, you will see that the walls of the shrine are lined with
phalluses. There is a vagina festival one week later. It is held on March 15th
at the Tagata-jinja Shrine in Komaki city, Aichi prefecture. The shrine's address
is Tagata-cho 152. To learn more about the festival, click
here. | 
