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something on your mind? Want to tell me how much you love/hate me? Ever been raped
or molested? I want to hear about it! E-mail
me. - From:
James [ahrmak@hotmail.com]
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Reader_Mail
Hey.
I was just in Hong Kong and went to see Asia's biggest Bhudda (spelling?). An
unbelievable amount of Swaztika's everywhere. It's actually an old power symbol
for freedom predating by far the Nazi's, but it's funny that most people will
think Bhudda was a nazi. You can post some of the better pics if you want, I am
sure it would get quite the reaction if you posted Bhudda was a Nazi lol. swastika
1 - swastika
2 - swastika
3 - swastika
4 - swastika
5 Well,
the Nazi's hijacked the swastika. They actually turned it around to signify the
opposite of "freedom" and "life." The swastika has been around
for thousands of years, but only became a negative symbol in the west thanks to
Hitler and his gang of lunatics. Most people in the far east don't even know why
westerners would find the swastika offensive. - From:
Jack Martinez [coffinmaker2001@yahoo.com]
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Do the sorrows really bloom?
Dear
Stile,
I read your website for some good laughs. I'm not a wholesome guy, but why do
you put such nasty stuff on there. You aren't really bending any envelope, only
trying to concentrate it. Is it just a joy for you to capitalize on people's sorrows?
I guess you really are a Jew. I
guess you really are an ignorant racist. Death is interesting, and hopefully you'll
get a taste of it real soon. - From:
Daniel Cody Munson [dmunson@uci.edu]
- Subject:
Reader_Mail
you
ever been in love stile?
Yeah,
I think I have. Seems like only yesterday I was in High School. Back then I loved
a girl once until it made me sick. I'm a weak, pathetic man who couldn't get up
the balls to make a move, even though the chick was digging me and we would hang
out. So now I'm bald, run a website, never leave the house and stifle any romantic
feelings before they start. Ain't life a bitch? Love can ruin you, but I think
not taking any chances in life can be even worse. - From:
Tristan [eddie@mynie.com]
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The students you live with...
I'd
love to see some pictures of these dirty foreign people. So
we all know that my mom rents out the upstairs of my house to stank ass foreign
exchange students, right? Well, I figured since they can barely speak Engrish
that they wouldn't be able to read it either, so posting pics probably wont hurt.
I wouldn't mind having them live here if they only stopped shitting all over the
toilet seat.  | Meet
Trampfguust. He's this big fucking whale of a beast who lives in what used to
be MY bedroom. Some German engineering student or something. Honestly, the entire
middle part of my bed has caved in, and there are piss stains all over it. I hope
he fucking chokes on a brotwurst and dies. Does a mean Hitler impression, though. |  | This
dude Yansun is from Croatia, and I don't understand a fucking word he says to
me. I once caught him jacking off over my face when I was trying to sleep and
proceeded to beat the living shit out of him with a pair of pliers. Needless to
say he moved back home the next day. Fucking communist. |  | Ling-Ling,
the sweet pearl of the Orient. She's here doing some kind of training to see how
badly her feces can smell or something. Whenever she takes a shit it smells up
the entire house and sets off all the fire alarms. Hmm, on second thought, maybe
she's a dude? Fuck if I know. DIE. |  | This
is Horatio. I think he's just happy to be alive after escaping from a Mexican
prison. He cleans peoples cars with a squeege and I think he's having sex with
my mom, since he doesn't have to pay rent. He's pretty cool actually 'cause he
lets me huff paint with him on the weekends. |  | Here's
Igor, another engineering student. He's from Russia I think, and is most likely
a homosexual since he has posters of bodybuilders all over his room. He's pretty
nice though, since whenever I walk buy him he says I "smell so nice and sweet."
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Well
there you have it, this months batch off stank ass immigrants who live under the
same roof as me. Maybe if I'm lucky my house will burn down and take all of them
with it. NEXT! - From:
Mike A [canadamike@hotmail.com]
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Reader_Mail Revenge of the Japs.wmv (or so I thought)
Stile, I
have never in my life had such a reaction to just watching something. I downloaded
the "Revenge
of the Japscat" because I thought it said "Revenge of the Japs"
when the file was downloading (I'm used to the poltically incorrect cartoons you've
had, Bugs Nips the Nips and NaziDuck that were funny as hell) Then I watched
it. It was bad enough watching it come out, and I skipped forward just enough
to catch them cooking and eating it. (I had heard rumours of Japanese "accidents"
during 69, but I thought it was spur of the moment, not planned) Then
I threw up on my keyboard, (the moment the chunk went in the guys mouth). I am
using a spare keyboard. I now have to wash my cat because it was sitting near
by and was hit by shrapnal. You know how you can throw up if you smell and watch
someone else barfing? Well just watching that video made me chunder. Just wanted
to let you know what chaos you have caused. To quote Futurama "You've watched
it, you can't unwatch it." - From:
Serena ... [magg0tc0rps@hotmail.com]
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Condition that Makes it Impossible to Have Sex
It's
true, it does exist. I know, because I have the same exact condition. My condition
is that I don't have an opening to the vagina, it's just skin there, no opening
whateversoever and there is no actual tunnel leading to the uterus. I found this
out about 2 years ago when I was about 17. I can't have sex, kids and I don't
have my period. Because I can't have sex, I have anal instead and it's all good
because I love it! Just thought to clarify, it does exist. Later Stile :)
PLEASE please please send me pics! I find girls with no vaginal opening so
fucking hot. Seriously! I'd love to see what that looks like! I'll give you a
dollar! I think we all want to see what that looks like, right guys? Also, how
the hell could you not notice you didn't have a cunt until you were fucking 17
years old? - From:
chad sanderlin [spes_dv8@yahoo.com]
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Reader Mail
Hey,
I love your site been coming to it forever now. Theres only one thing that bothers
me. When you do "weekend wank fest" or any other type of junk like
that you always say to grab a box of kleenex. I thought you were a professional
man. Everybody knows that dirty socks work better than kleenex. They absord everything
better. You can use more them more than once. They are dirty and gotta be washed
anyways and probally sitting next to computer or on foot so easy to get to. And
they don't tear and all that like kleenex do. Trust me on this one. I have had
alot of pratice on the right material to clean up with. So save a tree man, use
a sock. - From:
Ian Kaminski [lineb37@yahoo.com]
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beast
dear
stile, do you have any downloadable movies or pics of girls having sex with animals.
dogs, horses, pigs ect. i just theink that that is the hottest think that is the
hottest thing i have ever seen. if you do could you e-mail them to me or post
rhem on your site? thank you Sure
pal! I think that everyone reading this will e-mail you something SPECIAL! Right
everyone? - From:
mad_stan@att.net
- Subject:
Reader_Mail
Stile, Well
no ones been tailgating me. But at the request of the Ohio State Highway Patrol
I'm going to have to get some new plates. Keep up the good work and I hope you
get a piece of ass soon. 
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